i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this
why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story
you are though—its called your life
shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day
but those are your demons
i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made
Add for German home improvement company shows dad doing something special for his goth daughter.
*cries all over rug*
I really like our advertising these days… :3
when you have a lot of homework and not enough time
When you have a group project due the next class
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
… he just slapped a fucking cobra.
"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"
when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up
how my emotions work
More dogs with their babies.